Reply #26: umm. how about this:

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How to Behead

It's not as messy or as hard
as some may think
It's all about the flow
of the wrist
Sharpen the knife to its maximum
Tilt the fool's head to its left
Saw the knife back and forth
No doubt the fool will twitch and scream
But the ignore the donkey's ass

etc, etc. Not comfortable with the British laws

but her poetry indicates she's a screaming psychopath.