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Circuit City security busts drunken Lindsay Lohan for tapping foot in bathroom stall during dogfight
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Fri Sep-07-07 05:18 PM
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Circuit City security busts drunken Lindsay Lohan for tapping foot in bathroom stall during dogfight |
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Edited on Fri Sep-07-07 05:21 PM by hatrack
Police search of the star's home revealed spiked dog collars, jars of Slim-Fast and methadone-flavored Double-Bubble gum wrapped in shatooshes manufactured by slave labor in a sweatshop located in the back of a Hummer H2 parked in Lohan's garage.
The vehicle was impounded by police in a suspected road rage case involving allegations of rape by wealthy preppy members of Harvard polo club and members of the Minutemen anti-immigration group who also appeared on "To Catch A Predator" - Brangelina's cell phone number found in possession of cell-phone-wielding driver, along with child pornography downloads and glossy photographs of Sanjaya.
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