|
Okay... we've gotten to this point: Showing a receipt is tantamount to endorsing slavery; and refusing to show that same receipt puts you in league with Rosa Parks, Gandhi, and Jesus.
Give it till Monday-- by then, any store clerk who offers you a receipt will be painted as Hitler, and shopping in said store will be akin to being an S.S. guard at Auschwitz.
A week from Monday, merely mentioning the phrase, "May I see your receipt?" will be part of the vast, right-wing conspiracy, and illustrate for all to see that you are no more than a sub-subservient lackey of authority who sides with corporations because you hate America and prefer Cherry over Mom's Apple Pie.
In a month, keyboard commando's all over America will be tracking anyone who buys anything from anywhere, branding them as counterrevolutionaries who hate the Bill of Rights and defecates on boy Scouts.
And finally, in a year, the guy who started all this will be buying a computer game at circuit city, no one here will remember his name, and the Righteous-Rage-of-the-Month will have moved on to something much more substantial-- the inherent misogyny of the game Pong.
Red-- it's gonna be a long year... :patriot:
|
Printer-friendly format
Email this thread to a friend
Bookmark this thread
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore