How I would like to honor the 43rd pResident of the United States

[burythehatchet]

There will be no impeachment

There will be no perp walk, no frog march

There will be no accounting for one of the greatest war criminals in the history of the world

So, what can a lonely citizen do to gain a modecum of satisfaction? What can we do to try and counter the phony history that will be written about the chimpanzee-in-chief?

Here's what:

With all of us chipping in our nickels and dimes, let us commit to honor Commander Chucklenuts by building a staue. Let us build a monument, carved from stone that will remain intact for the ages. The statue will depict the retard sitting on a chair in an elementary school, reading The Pet Goat. The inscription on the statue will say:

This monument is to honor George W. Bush, the man who stole the presidency of the United States and proceeded to destroy our democracy. He started illegal wars that killed many hundreds of thousands of innocent lives. He left our country in a state of crisis. He never apologized, he never tried to fix his mistakes, he never admitted his mistakes. This statue is a reminder to all that come before it that George W. Bush was the greatest calamity that ever cursed our nation. Never forget"