Reply #9: Come to think of it, and in honor of the Simpsons' Movie - Homer and * probably share many thoughts

[Throwing Stones]

"All right brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's just do this so I can get back to killing you with beer."

"How come things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me!?"

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"

"I'm going to act how America acts best... unilaterally!"

"Now that happy moment between the time the lie is told and when it is found out."

"Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!"

"Beer, now there's a temporary solution."

"Trying is the first step towards failure."

"(W) MAD! (W) SMASH! GET REVENGE ON WORLD!"

"I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or about to lie, or just finished lying... but not when I'm telling the truth!"

"To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"

"I didn't need that fact... now I forgot who won Bud Bowl 8."

"Oh, so they have internet on computers now!"

"Stupid Gravity!"

and of course:

"It's pronounced Nook-yuh-lur."