Your candidate does bad things. Your candidate does hypocritical things

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All while getting a $400 haircut, voting in favor of a bankruptcy IWR bill and threatening a 20,000 sq ft sea bass illuminated by non-florescent bulbs that have been left on too long.

Seriously. Every public figure does bad hypocritical things. If you're one of those tedious people who freaks out about -every- instance of hypocrisy and -all- cases of bad decisions, one who is always looking for purity and refusing to compromise a whit, I have this advice for you:

Take off the slave labor t-shirt you're wearing, pay 250% more for goods to protest our economy of global feudalism, empty your fridge out of compassion for the farm thresher gastropod genocide, give as many gallons of blood as you've used in gasoline and then starve yourself to death. You're wasting more energy sitting there at your computer in any given hour than a Kalahari Bushman uses in his entire life. You're an asshole who obviously can't and shouldn't care about the suffering of others, because you're swathed in hypocrisy and your decadent lifestyle is keeping others down at this very moment. Jerk.