Reply #122: Ahhh, don't stress yourself...

[nosillies]

I'm sure you've realized over the past few days, as I have, that anyone who:

Went to college (especially straight out of high school) OR
Played a sport OR
Had supportive parents OR
Has any level of financial comfort OR
Was in a fraternity or sorority OR
Owns a house OR
Has investments OR
Was never abused physically or mentally or sexually
(I could go on, but God help you if more than one applies to you)

is a low-life piece of shit who surely does not deserve anything good that might come their way, can in no way call themselves progressive, and should pretty much just fuck off and die.

So I'm off to walk both ways to work uphill in the snow barefoot in a sackcloth carrying a crack dealer on my back while my teeth rot out of my head. And if I have time, I'm going to see if my parents will come over and treat me real nasty since they were so good to me all these years. Then, when someone throws me a party to celebrate my martyrdom, I'll invite you so you can wallow in my misery with me.

Shame on you for being both rational AND happy.

/sarcasm