Reply #94: Oh my gosh. I've completely forgotten that I'm running for vice-president of the United States.

[Kurovski]

The ticket is Wetzelbill/Kurovski.

But that was back in April, and who wouldn't have forgotten that they were running for high office? I mean, what with the Paris troubles and all.

You can read our surprisingly detailed platform here, along with the political brilliance of Laurab in full evidence.

And I even cry some more! I'm a very sensitive person.

We can put Janet D in the cabinet. And Jeff, you can have any job you want. How about $980,321 dollars a year to write jokes for Wetzelbill's stump speeches and ultimately his State of The Union Addresses? Because you see, we will win.

It's all done but the vote counting. And we'll take care of that.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=6391649#6408562

Don't look at this as hijacking your thread, but rather kicking it to the top.

I promise not to do hardly anything next Friday. I'll be good. I promise.