15. Bullies are usually Cowards when it comes to facing Injury/Death
Most Texans are not Wimps...I don't understand where that part came in from...must be from falling off that plastic Pony outside the drug store when he was a kid. Stuck in the stirrups and the pony kept running, He was crying for 10 minutes until the manager came out and disconnected the plug....ever since then he hates horses/ponies/zebras/mules/shitlands and developed WIMPEYETIS.
To mask the wimp factor...he developed BULLYNESS and wears socks on his jennitals...walks around with a practiced SWAGGER and arms swinging like them apes/chimps/monkeys/orangotangys...
Classic signs are:
Trying to open Doors the wrong way.....
Falling off them dangerous Couches...
Falling off FALL PROOF Segways...
and SEVERE DUMBNESS....Masked by ACTING HOKEY and SMILING...he goes on like he knows and we don't...
He is the WORST AWOLER EVER....He gave AWOLers a bad name.
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