Reply #26: I'd cheer the end of carry on luggage and all in air electronics

[cgrindley]

Assholes and their cellphones: goodbye. Hoards of incompetent losers fumbling around in overhead bins for giant suitcases: goodbye. That idiot sitting beside you with five shopping bags full of gross nonsense that they are going to force down their fat throat during the flight: goodbye. Retarded children and gameboys: goodbye. Jerky executives with huge folded over suit bags, shouting on their cellphones: goodbye.

I'd be totally willing to fly naked and sit perfectly still in absolute silence for a 7 hour flight. It'd be bliss. No one talking. No bleeps and blips of video games. No movies. No stinking and/or disgusting food (nalgene bottles full of god knows what).

Surely people are not so ADHD as to be able to sit still and pay attention for a few hours. Jesus.

Imagine how nice it would be to get off a plane today. It would be soooo fast.