Reply #32: Things That Won't Happen

[BrownOak]

1. The DA won't release the DNA test results because they make him look like an idiot for the way he handled the case in the first place - screaming "gang rape" in a crowded theater and rushing to grant every media request that came in. This sure looked like a good idea at the time, what with that tight election on the horizon and all.

2. The coach won't be reinstated - the numerous alcohol violations from the players are enough to send him on his way. The players may not have raped anyone, but their behavior wasn't what any university should tolerate.

3. Nobody will apologize to the players for the reasons stated above.

4. Those who rushed to judgment around here won't admit that these guys could be innocent and instead will quickly denounce the results of the tests.