'Fess up, you gay-penguin-loving bugger!

[Sapphocrat]

Which one of you posted this on the IMDB message board re "March of the Penguins" (which I'm watching right this second)?

Faith-cott this movie by GunsOfGod

I am rebuplican and I disapprove of this film due to it's disregard of values of faith and family.

Allow me to explain - the first time I saw this film - it was at a youth group meeting at the prayer Center. We were told that we were about to watch a movie that proves the power of God's love and guidance even in the very cold places of the world.

Initially I was delighted with the film - family values like monogamy and sexual-orientation were not only a choice - but were necessary to survival. I thought that was an important lesson - until I realized that the unclean animals SWITCHED THEIR MATES!!!

It's very subtle and it's only mentioned once in the film but Morgan Freeman (who didn't love him as the guy in Driving Miss Daisy?) - definitely says that in the next year "all bets were off."

Wake up people of faith - thet're trying to influence our minds by affirming our beliefs on the surface but planting well-known left-wing practices (like wife-swapping and other stuff) IN A MOVIE ABOUT OUR FAITH! DONT LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT.

I do not ask that you do not buy the DVDs or any of that nonsense - only that you say a prayer to make the poles warmer so that the penguins can learn to stay in one place and settle down like the good lord intended - AND so that people will stop taking global warming so seriously (lighten up it's just the earth we (some of us) still have heaven.) ; )

My reply:

Re: Faith-cott this movie
by www-AmuseYourself-dot-com

Thanks for the best laugh I've had in 2006!

The only thing I'll be praying for is that the folks taken in by your pretty-good imitation of a hysterical Radical Zealot will wake up and see it for what it is.

Well done, fellow lefty! High five! ^5

Here's the entire thread:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0428803/board/nest/42236347
:rofl: