Reply #30: Dennis Miller Jokes:

[stoneisland]

"As for what many are calling racial profiling in the aftermath of September 11th, well, get ready to be pissed off, you ACLU-F***ing-Morons, we're dealing with a massive threat and limited manpower, so, you want them to check everybody out equally? Sure, fine okay, but let's at least compromise and put the Swedish dwarf a little further down the list than the Iraqi explosives expert carrying a Belgian passport with more eraser marks on it than Kid Rock's trig final."

And, of course:

The Annotated Dennis Miller Archive from MNF. http://espn.go.com/abcsports/mnf/s/annotatedmiller/archive.html