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"I hope I don't come off as overly sensitive but I have to admit to being creeped out by this for the past month. Wherever the energy came from to start this subplot, I sure wish it would go back and stay there."
There is no Gull Bay. Bears do not assume the job of mothering people. Sydnie does not have a summer house w/ Lilacs, a bed in a cupola, and yard man by the name Sean Kennedy. Keith Obermann was not hit by a tranquilizer dart. " " did not have a microchip to track him planted in his ass. There is no love island. There is no Crimson river. There is no CC creek. No Berry patch. No Bay Air Cove. Sour Dough Bread is not part of viking funerals. There is no Crimson River Bar. Keith Obermann, Ms. Novtony, Ms. Alison and Stephanie Miller have never done what was written in this story. I am not a writer. There is no Crimson River Bar. There is no Bleever Pond. A Raven did not take a microchip to the top of a fir tree on Mt. Estro. A team of Cross Country Skiers from Norway did not and will not travel in a make believe bus in a pretend part of America looking to have sex with middle aged women. Clark's Blue Ale is not real. Same for the Boiler Room Dead women's curve is not real either. You can not see brake fluid dripping from under a moving car @ night with headlights. The Bed & Breakfast is not real either. The Town of Gull Bay is phony too. There is no bear den covered w/ moss and ferns by a trout pool that Keith Obermann swam across in his underwear. Crispini did not climb a make believe tree. She might or might not have fur lined handcuffs and a leather outfit. Ms. Novtnoy never pinned a person down w/ a knife throw which went through their blouse but did not hit their skin. There is no Gull Bay Supermarket. The odds of Stephanie Miller having her tongue in my ear are about the same as George W. Bush winning the Nobel Peace Prize. Your viking funeral was not real ...... besides if you had read it carefully you would have seen the make believe one was many many years in the future w/ some of the EDVs having adult children from having sex w/ the boys from Norway. I am pretty sure that the Vikings did not use Methodist Priests @ their funerals. I might be wrong on that one. Their is no such thing as an EDV ..... I made that up too.
So, I would suggest that you do not have to worry about any dangers to your self from FICTION. Got it?
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