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Wed May-04-05 08:58 AM
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148. Burger Grease From Beyond the Grave ......... |
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Edited on Wed May-04-05 09:00 AM by Botany
The EDV's brother who was a cop looked at the skid marks where the car had lost control at Dead Women's Curve on the state scenic route that went around Bay Air Cove and Gull Bay.
What could have caused the problem with the car?
His trained eye noticed a grease spot on the ground and what looked like some swiss cheese from Bass Lake Cheese Factory. He also noticed some apple cores their too. And was that some lutefisk? This was indeed strange. How did it get there?
Above him a puffy white cloud floated and it seemed that burger grease was falling from heaven. Were spirits trying to kill people at this curve? And who were those strange looking folk with the red & blond hair in the horned hats in the long boat on the beach?
Not far away a Norwegian cross country skier was trying to get away so as to escape back to the "old country," with the horned boat men but he was held back by a pair of fur line handcuffs.
It was all too much for the officer so he gave the rest of his doughnuts to the raven and the bay air family that had shown up and drove back into the town of Gull Bay.
"See anything on patrol?" asked his captain.
"Just the usual. You want so as I get some cheeseburgers? You can them eat as you read that book on Lincoln being gay and I listen to some John Lennon."
"No thanks remember we will be eating at the class we taking tonight on the botany of marijuana at Crimson River High School."
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