Reply #40: EDVs Gone Wild

[Botany]

The tension in the Crimson River Bar was so thick you could cut it with a knife.
And holding such knifes were Stephanie :loveya: Miller, Alison :loveya: Stewart,
and Perky :loveya: Girl. "All right you EDVs where is our Keith?" They said as one.

Just then an EDV tried to reach for the tranq. gun. She was stopped by an expertly
thrown knife from Perky Girl. The knife pinned her blouse to the bar but did not
draw blood. The EDVs looked for their support system but sadly Sparky and his
gal pal were no where to be seen. Alison with her hair falling fetchingly around
her neck spoke. "We followed the pick up's tire tracks to this bar. Now where is he?"

One EDV started sobbing and said it is _______ (name withheld) fault. "She tried
to have sex with him. And she spooked him. He was last seen swimming across
the trout pool in the Crimson River. His strokes were strong and powerful. And
his boxer briefs were blue."

"Look I just wanted to show him I was a fan. After all I had a Roberto Clemente,
rookie card to give him." Said the not to sad EDV. After all he had touched her left
nipple w/ his hand as he was dashing from the room.

You mean the one that is wedged between tits Sister? Questioned Stephanie :loveya:
Miller.

"Yep that be the one. Any of you girls want a drink? Planters punch w/ fresh
OJ?" asked Sydnie. "And don't worry I planted a micro chip in his butt when he was
out. So we can track him."

"What the hell it is 5 o'clock someplace in the world." said the Rev as she emerged
from the boiler room looking ruddy and happy. Sparky came out too. He looked
tired. And so the party started again. One of the EDVs showed the media babes
her newly invented and somewhat dirty "Snark Dance."

As drinks were be passed around the mother Bay Air deftly removed the chip
from Obie's butt and gave it to a Raven and he flew across Gull Bay to his nest on
the top of Mt. Estro on the top of love Island. The nest was in a fir tree at least 80
feet in the air.

The cubs and Keith slept soundly and the mother Bay Air emerged from her
den and flipped her paw in the direction of the Crimson River Bar. It almost
looked like she was laughing. :P