Reply #1: All that's missing on his "save my career" tour is

[jmm]

is a trip to rehab. He's talked to Sharpton, Niger Innis, has a spiritual adviser, and I read yesterday I read this-

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/11/07/arts/NA-A-E-CEL-US-Duane-Chapman.php

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"I thought that I was cool enough in the black world to be able to use that word as a brother to a brother," he said. "I'm not. I didn't know really know until three or four days ago what that meant to black people."

"I now learned I'm not black at all," Chapman said.

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Chapman also said he is making a deal to be buried at an historic slave burial ground near first U.S. President George Washington's Mount Vernon home.

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