Reply #3: Go ahead, rub it in.

[TayTay]

Nobody loves me. I am alone and abandoned in the universe. I'm going to go eat garlic, sardine and onion sandwiches and ponder why the world is such a cruel place and no one will come near me. Sigh!

I want to get e-mail. Honestly, was it something I said? (Okay, either I get this e-mail by Sat am or another parody goes out tomorrow. Save yourselves now, just send me the friggin e-mail. I feel so lonely.)

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I'm going out and eat some worms!
Slip slop slimy ones.
Big fat greasy ones
I'm going out and eat some worms!

Please, send e-mail soon. I can't go on like this.