Droopy Tours

[Droopy]

I've been thinking about buying a big ol' 15 seat passenger van and going into business for myself. I figured up the cost of a new van, plus commercial insurance, plus fuel and subtracted that from my estimated income. I would generate $1400 a month profit just by working weekends. My plan is to advertise a shuttle service to a casino about 60 miles down the road. One round trip per person would cost $30. You could go down to the casino for about 6 hours, get nice and toasted while playing black jack, and not have to worry about getting home safely. It's a hell of a lot cheaper than a taxi or a night in the casino hotel, and you won't get a DUI.

I'm figuring that I could get 10 customers a day on Saturday and Sunday. Am I being too optimistic? Does this sound like a service you or somebody you know would use?