Reply #26: a couple more

[DrDan]

What do you call a person that hangs around with a bunch of musicians?

A guitar player

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Q: How do you make a guitar player's car more aerodynamic?

A: Take off the Pizza Hut sign
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What has an IQ of 144?

A gross of guitar players.
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A band made up of a guitar player and an accordian player were playing a New Year's Eve gig. The manager of the club was pleasantly surprised that they were accepted by those in attendance. When the manager asked them if their band would be available to do next year's show they looked at each other, then back at the manager and said, "Sure can we just leave our stuff here"?
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A banjo player and a guitar player are sentenced to be shot at sunrise. The guards ask for any last requests: the banjo player says, "Get me a banjo so I can play 'Foggy Mountain Breakdown' one more time just before I die." Guitar player say, "Shoot me first!"
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This guy goes into the doctor's office with the compliant that there is something really wrong with him as everywhere he touches his body brings him to excruciating pain. "Look doc, if I touch my knee OWWWW! And my elbow OOOOW! and my forehead OUCH!!!. Doctor says, "You play the guitar don't you?". The guy is impressed with the doctor's insight. "Yes I do. How did you know?"
"Your finger's broken."
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Q. What has 24 legs and a full set of teeth?

A. A dozen guitar players.
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What does a guitar player say when he knocks on your door?

Domino's.
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If a guitar player and his wife divorce, would they still be cousins?
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What's the least-used sentence in the English language?

"Isn't that the guitar player's Porsche?"
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17 guitar players waiting to get into a bar

Man asks why dont you go in

Guitar player says signs says must be 18 to enter
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What's the difference between a guitar player and a harmonica player?

A harmonica player only sucks on half the notes!
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Q: What do you call a guitar player with half a brain?

A: Gifted
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Q: What do you say to a guitar player in a 3 piece suit?

A: "Will the defendent please rise?"
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Q: What do you call a pretty girl on a guitar player's arm?

A: A tattoo.