Reply #8: I saw some last night!

[onager]

Looked out the window and saw two round, glowing RED lights just hanging in the air near my apartment! W-o-o-o-o....

It was like the Amityville Horror or something. Maybe the Alexandria Horror. I'm not sure how Egyptian hauntings work, except for the dead Alien Architects around the Pyramids I read about somewhere in a Pear-Reviewed Pear-A-Normal Journal.

We don't get many Professional Ghost Investigators here in Egypt. Maybe because it is a very poor country. Out in a rural village not long ago, there was a guy selling love potions for elderly spinster daughters over the age of 20. But when the neighbors compared notes, they realized it was a con job. The neighbors then proceeded to beat the crap out of him, for those of you like myself who often wonder about the difference between "law" and "justice."

Oh, the glowing red lights. Since my brain has not been transplanted with a damp dishrag, I immediately...well, after a few seconds...realized it was car taillights reflected at an angle in a store window.

At least that's the official story, I'll work on a better cover-up for you.