Ok, Rick, Kimmers, ready for a little levity???

[japple]

Jeremy Goodnight, a 19 yr. old lab technician walked the path through the woods on his way to his job at Drextol Industries. The past week had been extremely stressful at work, home, and for the world in general and he was taking this wooded path in order to try and restore peace and order to his shattered spirit. He heard the distant call of crows and and the steady hammer of a woodpecker. He was thinking about the recent breakup with his girlfriend, Theodora Leftcoast, who had suddenly disappeared for 2 days only to reappear and tell him their love affair was over...finished...dead as a corpse. He was so deep in thought that he did not notice the thick greenish fog that was swirling around his feet...

Okay, someone else take over.............................