Reply #12: WTF

[omega minimo]

posted in the Religion forum 


"#7. Mike Savage did a killing rant like that and a lesbian teen was brutally
murdered, by thugs that went our to find a gay person and kill them.
Jimmies romp with a Hooker wasn't the crime.. what was really disgusting about it was that she was a really ugly crack whore, when he had the money for a good look'n escort..
he could have saved a lot of embarrassment if he had just got a Fleshlight..
Link> http://www.assholewebsite also available in a stealth container.. looks like a 16oz can , Tiger Tail Ale
this thing is made of a material originally designed for prosthetic devices.. it has the same density as soft flesh.. it needs some proper care, no oils!!! it needs to washed up in gentle dish detergent gently dried and powered with cornstarch.. Commercial lubricants are expensive and 'watered down'.. just get a bottle of Glycerin at Walmart pharmacy.. 16oz will last a year..and it Cheap there.
there are reports that this device.. and it has only 'ONE' moving part... is reported to be better than a real woman.. especially by adjusting the vacuum with the venting cap at the other end..
how do i know all this stuff..your ask?? "The big boys told me"
i believe they have a discount with an AARP card, if your wife is In Menopause.
"and on the 8th day seeing what he had rendered.. god made 'Fleshlight'.
and LADIES the stuff they have for women is better than the real thing too, and it is strap on accessable, for him or her..!!!
all safe sex is better sex..."


"Response to Reply #7
8. Do they have a model
That can nag and get a headache?"


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