Reply #2: The main cause of death

[OldLeftieLawyer]

is being alive.

And it's not worth sitting around worrying about what's the next dangerous food, drink, etc. that's going to kill us.

The reason so many kids have so many food allergies and chronic asthma conditions is because their immune systems are not being properly introduced to irritants and bacteria and viruses and all the things to which they must become resistant.

We've made little Milquetoasts of the kids, under the guise of "protecting" them. Kids need to play in the dirt - without helmets, uniforms, coaches, parents on the sidelines, and leagues - and just be allowed to grow up as small people, not as hothouse flowers.

Now, get me my cigarettes and bourbon..................