Reply #44: Here's something a straight friend of mine wrote in a letter once...

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I have 2 friends who know each other, and one is straight (or claims to be) and the other is bisexual. The straight one is 46 and has never been married, while the bisexual one has been married twice and has no problem with anyone being straight or gay. The bi one wrote to me, letting me know that as part of their regular correspondence, the bi one wrote to the straight one a long letter which happened to include, "Even if you are gay, I'll still be your friend." The bi one wrote to me that the straight one wrote back to him saying, "Let me set the record straight (underlined that word) once and for all. I am not a dick sucking, butt fucking, hairy bun groping, sperm burping, cock breath blowers cramp skin flute playing hairy bag pipe blowing fucking faggot. Comprende you fucking wetback. Let's move on pal." I have never told the straight guy I found out he wrote that, and I never will. But I still keep that letter around for a laugh once and a while.