Reply #47: Well, I could be wrong, but

[neebob]

I'm pretty sure their Left Behind game has killing. So why couldn't we have one where we jump out of a tank and hit them with a lamp? I don't know about running over them with the tank - maybe just run over their toes to immobilize them, and then, "Kakunnnggggg!" with the lamp.

And the more fundies you clobber, the bigger and more elaborate the lamps get. Maybe you start out with a flashlight, and work your way up to like chandeliers and street lights and those big searchlight things like they used at the World Trade Center.

Oh, and you also get superhuman strength to pick up the bigger lights.