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dr.zoidberg Donating Member (612 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 08:22 PM
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113. The REAL reason.
Edited on Wed Mar-29-06 08:22 PM by dr.zoidberg
It's so obvious I can't believe that everyone missed it.

Grandpa Simpson: Oh, sure. Let's see...
I'm an elk, a Mason, a communist. I'm the president of the
Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason...ah, here it is. The
Stonecutters.

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do.
Who leaves the Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do.
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do.
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do.

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