Reply #1: That would be a good one. One of mine might be

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Clip of john and cindy mcsame, each assuring all of America that they don't approve of and won't sanction negative campaigning.

Then several clips of their commercials and various other negative quotes.

"Dragging bottom again, and breaking another promise. Is that REALLY what you want in a president?"


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I did have one idea that my husband thought was really pushing it:

Open on a hand holding an egg, with a frying pan in view.

Voiceover: "Okay, we're going to go over this one more time."

See the hand set the egg down next to the frying pan. Reaches for a picture of mcsame.

Voiceover: "This is your candidate."

See the hand set the picture of mcsame down. Hand then reaches off camera and returns with another photo - of mcsame burying his face in bush's armpit on that campaign stop where they were "cuddling" onstage.

Voiceover: "This is your candidate on drugs." (Pause) "Any questions?"