Reply #3: Other: Hillary gets "YOUR Girl" tattooed on her forehead, follows Obama around wearing...

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...a chicken suit, daring him to debate her. Forces Chelsea to dress as a chick hatching from an egg to thematically match.

:bluebox: Attempts to hold entire Democratic party between now and the convention with Ickes or Hillary regularly attempting to crash live shots for "Good Morning America" every other day or so.

:bluebox: Three days before the convention, begins bringing around life-size cutout of Barack Obama and makes "ker-POW!" sounds while pointing at it. Shouts "WHAT?!?" when people begin to boo her.

:bluebox: Occasionally leashes the cardboard cutout and strikes Lyndie England poses.

:bluebox: Near midnight the day after the convention finishes, holds a press conference in her chicken suit, now shit-stained and torn. Describes herself as "Always a candidate of unity but also a victim of horrible sexism". Goes on to describe how "leaving the race now will avoid any further hardship for the party, my wonderful supporters, and the Democratic party which I have always worked to strengthen."

  Ok, it won't be that bad. But not by much.

PB