That's it. Enough! I'M running for President!

[Writer]

I'm educated, a good speaker when I'm on my medication, and I look damn good in a suit. Put me up there! I may not know how to deliver speeches, but I'll know how to write them. I'll be the innovative president: I'll send the American people Word documents once in a while with my latest initiatives on health care, the Iraq War, or my pet issue: Removing the month of February from the Gregorian calendar. It only has 28 days (and 29 on leap years.) THAT's not a month! We should remove it and give the left over days to the eleven other REAL months in the calendar. There, I said it. February has brought this country down, and it's time for it to GO.

So let's send Clinton and Obama back to the Senate: Vote for Writer! She knows the months of the year!*
































*When she's sober.