Reply #78: Don't count the Republicans out just yet ...

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

They are all about change.

See, the current administration is "those" Republicans, not the new, improved Republicans that you see before you with the ResurrectedRonnieReagan values and world view. They'll separate themselves from the corruption of the Bush administration. They'll have clean hands and they'll smell like roses.

But, what are the Republicans going to do about those pesky Democrats? Well, if Barack is the candidate, you can bet that the issues will be race, experience (or lack thereof), race, religion, race, middle names, race, gun control, race, and race). Your daughters could be white house interns fer chrissakes.

If Hillary is the candidate, the issues will be gender, inexperience, gender, bitchiness, gender, fidelity, sexual orientation, and gender.

If Edwards is the candidate, the issues will be sleazy money-grubbing lawyers, expensive haircuts, big houses.

If Kucinich is the candidate, the issues will be UFO's, socialized medicine, UFO's, abandonment of allies, and UFO's.

They'll attack with whatever they can find or make up.

Swiftboating works.