Reply #1: You might be a republican if you

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put lipstick on a pig and see a morning dove.

You might be a republican if you can't admit that you've been led down the garden path.

You might be a republican if you can't see that the meeting in the basement with Mr. Conyers and co is the start of the end for your neocon thugs.

You might be a republican if you come in here, read the truth, and then try to twist it, disprove it, slam it, shun it, and basically live in a fantasy land.

You might be a republican, but I hope you have enough sense to know that YOU are supposed to be in control of your government, not corporations.

You might be a republican if your shorts are in a wad over the DSM.

You might be a republican but there are worse things to be... I 'spose.