Reply #51: Too bad that didn't happen on convention night

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When Bush strutted and did his little turn on the catwalk from backstage up to the raised podium at the RNC Convention, I had fantasies about being married to Elizabeth Montgomery (more than just the deviant fantasies I had as a little boy) and she would twitch her nose and Bush would trip and take a header into the podium, knocking himself out on national television. That fantasy kept me going for a couple of days. Please oh please let someone produce the video tape of Bush falling flat on his face.