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Picture a bunch of senior gentleman sitting around the old folks' home talking about their medical problems.
Joe complains, "I get up in the morning and it takes forever before I can have a bowel movement."
Old Bill says, "Ha, I'm up all night peeing, but in the morning it's the same thing, wait, wait, sometimes for days!"
Old Ned says, "You think you have problems? That's nothing fellas, Every morning like clockwork at 7:00 am sharp I have a good pee and a perfect bowel movement."
Joe and Bill reply, "What's so wrong with that?"
and
then
Old Ned answers:
"Well, I don't usually get out of bed until 8:15!"
:hi:
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