This is how Barack should open the debate tonight

[Perky]

"I would like to thank the Commission, the City of Nashville and its great mayor for hosting this event tonight. I only have one question. What the hell have you done with the Real John McCain? The Real John McCain had more honor than what your campaign has become. The real John McCain promised a campaign on the issues: Issues these voters want to hear from both of us on. John you need to stop listening to your advisors and run the campaign you promised the American people. We will all be the better for it."