YA KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GREAT???

[Comicstripper]

If, during Bush's speech tonite, the teleprompter breaks down, and Bush just stands there and freezes. Damn, that would mean the election for us. The media would replay it to death, and I can see it now; His mouth would get reeeeeeaaal tiny, and after awhile he'd chuckle and say something like, "Heh, looks like we're having some technical difficulties," and he'd laugh his poisonous little laugh and suck in vast amounts of air loudly over the audience would grow uneasy, shifty, and a din would rise up. by the time they fixed it, Bush's speech would be basically over. No one could take him seriously. It would be beautiful.
Someone oughta do that..... ;)