Reply #373: Merciless! Just merciless!

[Berry Cool]

And as for referring to Mr. Olbermann as a "spare"...well, to YOU, he would be a "spare." As for myself, I think of him as "The Elderly Shut-In Spinster's Last Chance."

Not that it's a good one, of course. Like many men of his stature, wealth and age, Mr. O appears to have proven that, given the choice between Elderly, Shut-in and Spinsterish vs. Young, Blond and Nubile, he will choose Young, Blond and Nubile every time.

But, sadly for you, the Young, Blond and Nubile he will choose appears to be of the feminine persuasion.

It is for this reason, and this reason alone, that, despite your empty posturings, I continue to regard you as a comrade...someone who is not in opposition to me, but actually sitting by my side at the counter of that clean, well-lit, Edward Hopperesque all-night lunch counter known as "The Romantic Rejects' Cafe."

Pass me the sugar, will you? I want to spill some on the Formica and write obscene messages in it for the guy behind the counter to find later.