Reply #339: You know I love you,

[Kurovski]

but my ambitions and vision surpass even those of our beloved Senator Hillary Clinton.

I will meet with the superdelegates of the Gay Agenda on Tuesday, March 18, 2008 at The New York Times. We will contact you by registered mail regarding the results of our vote as to whether we shall spare you Mr Olbermann.

We would also like to take this opportunity to inform you that the reference to candidate Keith as a "spare"--as if he were produced by Goodyear, or a pocketful of lint-spotted change--will play a part in our final decision.

However, we shall likewise take into consideration the thousands of hours spent in obsessive dressing/undressing of Mr. Olbermann by the eyes of The Estrogen Brigade.

The Gay Agenda itself holds the belief that a tie by Hermes is more than sufficient haberdashery for our Mr. Olbermann.

Best regards,