a hypotheticaL baLLot for 2008.
democratic nominee: kodos.
![](http://www.physics.sfsu.edu/~jyoung/images/anikodos.gif)
pLatform: ensLaving mankind to buiLd a superweapon; keeping troops in iraq untiL the two moons of kandar are aLLigned; supports roe v. wade.
repubLican nominee: kang.
![](http://www.seti.housenet.org/pics/kodos.gif)
pLatform: wants to eventuaLLy feast on the fLesh of aLL mankind, starting with the obese; keeping troops in iraq untiL the two moons of kandar are aLLigned; opposes roe v. wade as he needs more fLesh.
some third party candidate.
3rd party's pLatform: some moonbat, hippy shit that wouLd never fLy in reaLity. and besides, if you even dear pick this guy, you're basicaLLy voting for kang. so why don't you just grow up and vote for kodos.