Reply #6: Don't forget "The shining kitty on the hill."

[Kurovski]

Believe it or not, we paid a lot of dough for that phrase.

Or rather, The Committee to Elect Wetzelbill/Kurovski cut me a check for $867.00 for it, but it went to pay Wetzelbill's outstanding parking tickets, which only shows what an honest, civic-minded man Wetzelbill is. And don't you freaking forget that this is EXACTLY what all that means.

So remember: Wetzelbill is the only non-rock show promoter who is up to the job of the presidency. If any of you don't think so, I suggest you stop fooling yourselves. You probably have a terrible emotional problem that will eventually lead to a divorce and subsequent shunning by all other stable members of our great American society.

Commie.