Wetzelbill/Kurovski '08

[JeffR]

I too have been waiting for a political savior. But Gore continues to play hard to get. No matter; I have my team now.

Get on board or get run over, DU. The juggernaut is just starting to roll. When it reaches full steam, it will gather no moss. It will take no prisoners. It will change this nation. It will rekindle the aching emptiness in our hearts. It will answer once and for all the question, "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?" It will mean every chicken can smoke pot, and a thousand points of blight, and all kinds of cool stuff I can't even hallucinate - er, imagine.

Today, I declare an end to the tedium of the GDP candidate wars. I don't care how many volunteer fire chiefs in Nebraska have endorsed Obama. I don't care how many non-dairy coffee creamers the Clinton campaign has in its war chest. I've given up even trying to figure out what Gravel is talking about when he addresses any topic other than Iraq. And don't get me started about haircuts or hair-plugs. Enough, I say. Enough.

Wetzelbill/Kurovski '08.

Their time has come. Now, we truly are a nation.