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"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?"
"Yes, I have. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a hooker coming over in five minutes. We will have kinky sex on my desk, near pictures of my wife and kids, and I will probably do a line of cocaine off her chest. Then we will drink, and drive drunk to a casino, where I will spend my thousands of dollars in bribe money on a few hours of gambling, cheap liquor, and cheep women. Finally, I will go to bed so I can wake up and pass legislation that will further the gap between the rich and poor, and make the lives of the poor and elderly even more difficult while ensuring profits and good lives for me and my elitist buddies."
"Thank you, sir. Its nice to meet a true Christain. At least you aren't afraid to admit loud and proud that you love Jesus!"
"Yes, thank you. Now, please fuck off and die. Get out of my office, you religious freak!"
"Thanks again! I love you! And I love President Bush!"
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