Reply #60: Pass me some of that shit you're smokin'

[zulchzulu]

You have got to be kidding! Man, that was funny...

Dan Quayle? WTF... here are some of the asshole's quotes:

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.

Dan Quayle
I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future.

Dan Quayle
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

Dan Quayle
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.

Dan Quayle
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.

Dan Quayle
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

Dan Quayle
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The future will be better tomorrow.

Dan Quayle
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We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.

Dan Quayle
We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe.

Dan Quayle
We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.

Dan Quayle
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Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.

Dan Quayle
What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.

Dan Quayle
When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.

Dan Quayle
time for the human race to enter the solar system.

Dan Quayle
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

Dan Quayle, 11/30/88
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

Dan Quayle, 12/6/89
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.

Dan Quayle, 5/20/92 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.