Reply #45: Note to Dennis Miller:

[Blue Belle]

Your SAT word filled lexicon of a monologue only works if the audience is familiar with the words. The "Flat Earth Society" that you've embraced and have been pandering to are lazy and have zero intellectual curiosity... so big words have a tendency to fly right by them. They laugh at you because they don't understand you (kind of like some of Adam Sandler's Pavlovian fans will laugh every time he talks - even when he's in a serious role)... and they have an inability to detect a phony when they see it (if they could, we wouldn't be stuck with this current Administration). So, if you're looking to win back the love from the Left, don't bother. We think it's cute when a child uses big words he doesn't understand, but not an aging has-been comic who rolls over for whatever demographic has the political upper hand at the time. Do us all a favor Dennis - shut your considerable pie hole and sleep in the bed you made. If your ratings go down, and you don't understand why it's due to a little thing like Karma biting you in the ass. If you feel your life spinning out of control, don't lose hope... I'm sure your agent can book you on some adds for Grecian Formula. If that is the case, John Bolton and Tom Delay would still love you - I promise.