Reply #22: The NRA called here awhile back.

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Voice: "Hello, I'm ****, calling on behalf of Wayne laPierre and the NRA."

Me: "WHO? Wayne WHO?"

voice: Wayne laPierre."

me: That sounds like a Frenchy.

voice: No, he's the head of the NRA.

me: The NRA's been took over by the damn French?!?!

voice: No, Wayne laPierre is an American.

me: Well he sure sounds like some kinda nancy boy ho•mo•sexular freak! I don't support them damn French and I sure as Hell don't want nuthin to do with no fruit loops! I cain't b'leeve th' god fearin' NRA's done been took over by a French FAG! Save us Jaysus! listen here, you homoFrench faghagger supporter, don't yew call here no more or I'll have my guns ready!! You HEER ME?

Funny, haven't had a call since.