Reply #33: so I guess I'll go home and puke now

[iverglas]

I know that there are people in the world who think things like that, but it's just damned annoying when they say them out loud in places where I can hardly miss them. Maybe you could use some kind of warning label:
Do Not Read If Your Stomach Is Easily Turned


If a kid decides to take an illicit dip in a backyard swimming pool while the owner's away, he could quite possibly drown. It's ludicrous to say that homeowners are responsible for mishaps that befall people who enter their property without authorization; otherwise people will have to keep every electrical appliance and sharp object in their homes under lock and key.

Goddamn, eh? Next thing you know, people will be having to fence their backyard swimming pools.

Oh wait ...

Tyranny must surely have come to the neighbourhood.