Reply #1: How Stupid Does Cerberus Think We Are?

[Joanne98]

By Robert Farago
December 24, 2008 -

Cerberus is the highly secretive private equity company that owns Chrysler, the ailing American automaker that just scored $4b from the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP). Cerberus also owns 51 percent of lender GMAC (soon to be less) and all of Chrysler Financial Services. And a lot of Burger Kings. Anyway, The New York Daily News reports today that “Cerberus says it will invest the first $2 billion of Chrysler Financial profits back into the financing arm’s parent automaker.” WHAT PROFITS? This horseshit comes hard on the heels of Cerberus pledge not to take any profit on Uncle Sam’s forthcoming $4b “investment” in Chrysler. WHAT PROFIT? CEO “Boot ‘em Bob” Bob Nardelli and his golden parachuted pals want us to believe that Chrysler is determined to become a profitable automaker. Is there anyone who actually believes that? FYI, make the jump for Cerberus’ reason why Uncle Sam must boldy go where the equity firm fears to tread.

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