Reply #1: I am the SUPREME FANBOY!

[Fenris]

I liked Jesus before he was popular. I remember he and I used to run around Nazareth with staffs and reenact the parting of the Red Sea. It was only after he died that anyone liked his teachings. All of the sudden, everyone was on the Jesus bandwagon. How LAME! I liked Jesus when he was just a Carpenter...not an actual carpenter, but a member of the musical group. In fact, I killed Jesus.

Come to think of it, I was the first person to like God. Everybody else was fine hunting and gathering and behaving like animals. I dug God. In fact, I created God. In fact, I am God, and you should bow down before me!