I have won the mail wars!

[Robb]

My best friend and I play this little game in the post.

For my birthday this year, he sent me a VHS copy of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High", with a sticky note inside that said "feel old?"

The "game" part is he wrapped it in a plain brown wrapper and wrote in the return address "Girls Gone Wild 2 Video Offer", which is funny because I live in a little town where you have to get the packages handed to you from the little old lady at the post office.

So my "thank you" note to him was in a window envelope; I made up a logo and return address (mine) for "XO MARITAL AIDS AND MASSAGERS", and printed on the front of the envelope "OPEN IMMEDIATELY - REBATE CHECK ENCLOSED". :D

His wife thinks I'm the funniest man alive, and he called the other day to capitulate, saying "I'm afraid I'm way out of my league."

:bounce: