Why would any of you root for Manning and Co.?

[SoxFan]

I know we will have another two weeks of relentless ballwashing from the ESPN crowd, but there's no good reason for any of you to support the Colts over the Saints:

1. Manning is a right-winger; he donated serious money to Corker during Tennessee's last Senate campaign.

2. Manning has been sued for being a sexual harrassing dickhead, having stuck his junk in the face of a female Vols trainer (the taxpayers of Tennessee settled that one for $300K).

3. He throws his teammates under the bus. Say what you will about Tom Brady, Brett Favre, or Kurt Warner, they never blame a loss on Randy Moss, Adrian Peterson, or Larry Fitzgerald.

4. He has whored out and endorsed pretty much every product up to and including Colon Blow Breakfast Cereal.

5. He plays for the most sanctimonious franchise in sports; the Colts bloviate about being "classy" while cranking up the heat in the visitor's locker room while a flu virus was going around the Patriots, used canned crowd noise on repeated occasions, and saw their team president scream "break his leg" when a Colts pass rusher was chasing Tom Brady, a stunt that nearly got him banned from the Gillette Stadium press box.